E20 Petrol Ka Sach: Dharmendra Dhakad Ne Pole Khol Di, Public Bhadak Gayi
Namaskar dosto! Petrol pump pe jaate hi mileage aadhi ho gayi. Cameraman Burmunda ke saath, Dharmendra Dhakad ne E20 fuel ka poora chithha kholaa — janta ka gussa fatt gaya.
Namaskar dosto! Aap dekh rahe hain Dhakad News — aur main hoon aapka apna Dharmendra Dhakad, cameraman Burmunda seedha Uganda ke jangalon se. Aaj ki khabar hai — E20 petrol. Naam sunte hi bike ka carburetor ro raha hai.
Public bata rahi hai — 'Bhaiya, pehle 55 kilometer per litre chalti thi, ab 32 pe aakar khadi ho jaati hai. Ye petrol hai ya limca?' Dharmendra bhai ne mic aage badhaya, aur uncle ji ne toh directly minister ka putla jalane ki dhamki de daali.
Cameraman Burmunda bola — 'Boss, Uganda me toh gadha bhi 40 km/l deta hai. Yahaan toh Bullet bhi rone lagi.' Traffic jaam ke beech Dhakad reporter ne pump manager se sawaal daaga — jawab? Manager mic se aisa bhaaga jaise EMI vasooli waale piche pade ho.
Government ka statement bhi hai — 'E20 environment ke liye acha hai.' Public ka reply — 'Bhaiya, environment bacha ke bike bech dein kya?' Full dhakad reaction, sirf Dhakad News pe.
Toh dosto, agli baar pump pe jaao, mileage note karna mat bhoolna. Kyunki jab tak Dharmendra Dhakad hai, tab tak sach chhupega nahi — aur Burmunda? Woh toh hai hi ekdum dhakad.
